Pictures for My Kids

20141013

for October 13th, Monday.

The players from Virginia Episcopal. Paddy is the star on the left.

He is the quarterback and has been playing 60 minutes.

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Curt Carlson is visiting Sacramento some day soon.

This is his eighth grade graduation at OLA.

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The son of one of my cousins just got out his 7th book. It is well received.

Edward's (1.6) son Robert. Ed has 12 grandchildren and has 5 Phd's in his family.

Subject: MISSING WIFE. Sent in by Dick (15.0)

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...... at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.