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for October 13th, Monday.


The players from Virginia Episcopal. Paddy is the star on the left.
He is the quarterback and has been playing 60 minutes.
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Curt Carlson is visiting Sacramento some day soon.
This is his eighth grade graduation at OLA.
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The son of one of my cousins just got out his 7th book. It is well received.
Edward's (1.6) son Robert. Ed has 12 grandchildren and has 5 Phd's in his family.



Subject: MISSING WIFE. Sent in by Dick (15.0)

      A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
             Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
             Sergeant : What is her height ?
             Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
             Sergeant : Build?
             Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
             Sergeant : Color of eyes?
             Husband : Never noticed.
             Sergeant : Color of hair?
             Husband : Changes according to season.
             Sergeant : What was she wearing?
             Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't   remember exactly.
             Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
             Husband : yes.
             Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
             Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...... at this point the husband started crying...

            Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dad, make sure I get the dates that Curt Carlson wil be in town!! love to you, Mimi